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fuckyeahchoisiwon:

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THOU HOLY TONGUE AND TIGHT PANTS COMBINATION?

THINE BOUNTY IS GRACIOUS MY SHISUS.

All Shisus macro credits go to choisiwantsit.tumblr.com

I Believe and I shall worship the almighty crotch be it clothed in ridiculously coloured undergarments or roaming free. I Believe and I shall scream it to the world much like I scream His name at my computer’s screen. I Believe in a “Beautiful world” and selcas of frustrating glory after petty rituals as shaving.
 AMEN

OUR SHISUS WHO ART IN OUR FAP FILES, HALLOWED BE THY CROTCH, THY FAPDOM CUM, THY SEXY WILL BE DONE, ON TUMBLR AS IT IS IN KOREA. GIVE US THIS DAY YOUR DAILY SELCAS, AND FORGIVE US OUR FANGIRL/BOY-ING, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO DON’T FIEND OVER YOU AS MUCH AS WE DO, AND PLEASE LEAD US INTO TEMPTATION, AND DELIVER US TO YOUR PENIS.


Best of Shisus macros in my macro folder: part two. Credit does NOT go to me.

Best of Shisus macros in my macro folder: part one. Credits do NOT go to me.

choisiwantsit:

pervingonkpop:

Can’t have a shirtless spam without Siwon. He’s like SuJu’s official shirtless ambassador or something.

Oh how mine hands wish to worship your body as much as my tumblr does. Praise be to your man nipples and lowered pants. All the more reason for me to rejoice in the beauty of your impending crotch, soon to be freed to the air.

choisiwantsit:

pervingonkpop:

Can’t have a shirtless spam without Siwon. He’s like SuJu’s official shirtless ambassador or something.

Oh how mine hands wish to worship your body as much as my tumblr does. Praise be to your man nipples and lowered pants. All the more reason for me to rejoice in the beauty of your impending crotch, soon to be freed to the air.

play-it-lovely-heenim asked: There is an infinitely large number of things right with this blog.

play-it-lovely-heenim:

thechurchofshisus:

MAY HIS HOLY CROTCH SHINE UPON YOU.

OH MY FUCKING GAWD.

 flowerpetals said: oh my god.

BOTH OF YOU spelled “Shisus” wrong.

asks:
There is an infinitely large number of things right with this blog.

MAY HIS HOLY CROTCH SHINE UPON YOU.

AND SO MY BRETHREN. IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.

choisiwantsit:

MY CHURCH HAS BEGUN. ALL WHO WISH TO ENJOY THE WORSHIP THAT THINE DIVINE SHISUS DESERVES IS WELCOME TO JOIN OUR SERVICE AT

thechurchofshisus.tumblr.com

THE HIGH PRIESTESS TO THE DIVINE SHISUS CROTCH HAS SPOKEN.